okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
ttyl tear gas
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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