The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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