I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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