is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Come share oat with me in your robe
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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