And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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