ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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