Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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