no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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