Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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