You just made me feel so damn special
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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