Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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