thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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