another moral hangover. fuck.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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