Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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