He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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