I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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