If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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