Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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