But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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