me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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