We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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