If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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