Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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