I love black thongs
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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