It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
