ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Are we still banned from the library?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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