When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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