There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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