He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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