He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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