honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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