If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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