Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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