Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.