Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.