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(541): View more from Oregon

Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(519): View more from Ontario

what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?

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(440): View more from Ohio

she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.

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(315): View more from New York

Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.

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(415): View more from California

Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...

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(719): View more from Colorado

Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.

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