Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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