Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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