Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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