there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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