FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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