She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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