Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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