Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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