that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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