I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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