We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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