Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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