I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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