Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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