They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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