just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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