I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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