You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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