Capitaan dildo arrescate!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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